only english

[Dave Clark's attacks]

eany meany minee mo catch a nigger by the toe if he squills let him go eany meany minee mo

it's very easy this scioglilingua ()

[kuntakinte_]

omg omg bubo is in the house !

[wanna_a_shape]

Has anybody watched this video? That's really funny
YouTube - David Letterman Reacts to John McCain Suspending Campaign

[GalDregon]

ahhh tomorow i'll watch it...now i've too w.r. in body to understand it

[Gary]

so? what you say gal ?

[THE ALEX]

omg omg bubo is in the house !

unz unz unz....now we can set it on fire....unz unz unz...

[Gary]

omg omg bubo is in the house !

burn , burn motherfuckin roof , burn

[GalDregon]

so? what you say gal ?

i'm fulfilled

[Gary]

i'm fulfilled

im bored. ima watchin' matrix and i ain't understand what the hell is happenin'..

[GalDregon]

im bored. ima watchin' matrix and i ain't understand what the hell is happenin'..

clear, you're posting on bw, make sex with yourself and caving your buggers...

[Gary]

clear, you're posting on bw, make sex with yourself and caving your buggers...

nha , today i made sex a lot of times.. two months only with myself were not so beautiful but today , i unleashed da beast

[Gary]

? what da hell? get da fuck out of here and ain't come back

[GalDregon]

Watch the News, normally they speak relatively slowly and clear.

At the beginning you may not understand a word, in a week time you may start getting a word here and there, then you'll learn how to guess what they are talking about from just the bunch of words you can get and so on...

catched, it's the same about subtitles: at first i was reading them words per words..now i capture phrase per phrase...

It's not a difficult exercise, but you may need to do it on regular basis, even just 10-15 minutes per time.


I think watching a movie with English subtitles is a very useful exercise too, as long as you are able to watch it over and over again (some people find it too boring), until the dialogs just flow in your mind automatically and you can learn from there how the sentences are structured (this exercise is also useful to expand your vocabulary, of course).





Final advice, keep it simple.
Avoid using funky things like plz, 2 instead of "to" or "too", coz, lotta, gotcha etc.. etc.., they sound pretty silly when used by people who don't master the language more than perfectly (as for myself, I'm far from that point, unfortunately )

i hope

[GalDregon]

eeeeeebhee` Pino La Lavatrice.....

don't smash the cock.



NO SPAM.

[Sergio]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.