So the young boy says to his father, "Dad, Whats a vagina look like?" The dad thinks for a moment and says" well son, before sex a vagina is like a beautiful flower with soft pink petals". The boy questions,"what about after sex dad"? The dad says "well, you ever see a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonaise"?
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sigpicOriginariamente Scritto da SergioNon posso consigliare dosaggi differenti da quelli in etichetta, dovete leggere tra le righeOriginariamente Scritto da IvAn#89non c'è scritto niente tra le righe come dosaggi...Tag: Nessuno
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Mr Bush to Rumshfeld: I was told that prisoners in Iraq was tortured...
Mr Rumshfeld: well, things are going back to normal...Considerate la vostra semenza: fatti non foste a viver come bruti, ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza (Dante Alighieri, Inferno, Canto 26:118).
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Originariamente Scritto da SergioA dumb phone to the airport, the operator answer :"Hi, can I help you?"
Dumb : "Yes please, I'd like to know how much time the flight from London to new York takes !"
Operator :"Just a minute..."
Dumb : "Thanks... And Hang on the phone !"
Am i stoned or are you wrong?!(OlDeR): e se tu stessi sbagliando tutto? se ti dico che quello che hai addosso è quello che avresti avuto anche senza allenarti?
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