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  • JOBLACK
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    Joke

    So the young boy says to his father, "Dad, Whats a vagina look like?" The dad thinks for a moment and says" well son, before sex a vagina is like a beautiful flower with soft pink petals". The boy questions,"what about after sex dad"? The dad says "well, you ever see a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonaise"?

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    Originariamente Scritto da Sergio
    Non posso consigliare dosaggi differenti da quelli in etichetta, dovete leggere tra le righe
    Originariamente Scritto da IvAn#89
    non c'è scritto niente tra le righe come dosaggi...
  • Napalm
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    #2


    Great!
    Originariamente Scritto da paolo79
    max_79 da quando l'ho conosciuto di persona invece mi sta sul ***** perchè è troppo grosso

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    • Ippo
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      #3
      disgusting... but really true!
      Considerate la vostra semenza: fatti non foste a viver come bruti, ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza (Dante Alighieri, Inferno, Canto 26:118).

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      • Sergio
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        #4
        A dumb phone to the airport, the operator answer :"Hi, can I help you?"
        Dumb : "Yes please, I'd like to know how much time the flight from London to new York takes !"
        Operator :"Just a minute..."
        Dumb : "Thanks... And Hang on the phone !"




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        • Ippo
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          • zigo zago (Padova)
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          #5
          Mr Bush to Rumshfeld: I was told that prisoners in Iraq was tortured...
          Mr Rumshfeld: well, things are going back to normal...
          Considerate la vostra semenza: fatti non foste a viver come bruti, ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza (Dante Alighieri, Inferno, Canto 26:118).

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          • Satchmo
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            #6
            Originariamente Scritto da Sergio
            A dumb phone to the airport, the operator answer :"Hi, can I help you?"
            Dumb : "Yes please, I'd like to know how much time the flight from London to new York takes !"
            Operator :"Just a minute..."
            Dumb : "Thanks... And Hang on the phone !"

            Sorry, but how could a dumb say all that stuff?!

            Am i stoned or are you wrong?!
            (OlDeR): e se tu stessi sbagliando tutto? se ti dico che quello che hai addosso è quello che avresti avuto anche senza allenarti?

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            • max_power
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              #7
              Originariamente Scritto da Ippo
              Mr Bush to Rumshfeld: I was told that prisoners in Iraq was tortured...
              Mr Rumshfeld: well, things are going back to normal...
              Max_power, The Sicilian Rock

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