10 reasons why natural bodybuilders are better
1. You don't waste your time talking to 'hot chicks' with big boobs and slim waists, only those with 'hot personalities'.
2. You are never interrupted during your workouts to give advice on how to workout. Everybody just leaves you alone.
3. Other chicks don't bother you when you are with your girlfriend.
4. Nobody asks you if you are on 'roids.
5. The only change of wardrobe you need is to let your pants out, and not a larger suit because your back is so wide.
6. You don't have your workouts shortened because your pumps are so intense.
7. You don't need to eat 6 times a day with gobs of protein, because you have found out that it doesn't matter what you do, you look the same.
8. Nobody points in awe at you when you walk through a store, which just takes away from your shopping experience.
9. When you are watching tv, your g/f doesn't interrupt you by rubbing your muscles and asking if 'the rest of you is that hard'. This would really cut into your favorite show, Friends and L.A. Law.
10. You never have to try to remember which girl you are going out with tonite, because you can only get one anyways.
2. You are never interrupted during your workouts to give advice on how to workout. Everybody just leaves you alone.
3. Other chicks don't bother you when you are with your girlfriend.
4. Nobody asks you if you are on 'roids.
5. The only change of wardrobe you need is to let your pants out, and not a larger suit because your back is so wide.
6. You don't have your workouts shortened because your pumps are so intense.
7. You don't need to eat 6 times a day with gobs of protein, because you have found out that it doesn't matter what you do, you look the same.
8. Nobody points in awe at you when you walk through a store, which just takes away from your shopping experience.
9. When you are watching tv, your g/f doesn't interrupt you by rubbing your muscles and asking if 'the rest of you is that hard'. This would really cut into your favorite show, Friends and L.A. Law.
10. You never have to try to remember which girl you are going out with tonite, because you can only get one anyways.
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