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    la prossima volta la metto nella sezione international

    A guy in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
    'Open the fucking safe' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
    'But we're not a real bank' she replies, 'we don't have any money, this is a
    sperm bank'
    'Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off' says the guy
    with the gun.
    She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says
    'Take out one of the bottles and drink it.'
    'But it's full of sperm' she replies nervously.
    'Don't argue, just drink it' he says.
    She prizes the cap off and gulps it down.
    'Take out another one and drink it too' he demands.
    She takes out another and drinks it as well.
    Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her
    husband.
    'There,he says 'it's not that fucking difficult is it?'

    #2
    che ca**ata!!!!!

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      #3
      mi sto affezionando a te, sei l'unica che replica ad i miei post umoristici.........
      ......ti voglio gia' bene
      Ciao

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        #4
        l'hai postata in inglese xchè temevi la censura? Ti ricordi come si chiamava questa sezione prima che diventaste tutti impotenti?
        K
        sigpickkappa78@gmail.com

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          #5
          no non mi ricordo, anzi non lo so proprio.......sai sono iscritto da 2 mesi!

          PS come sei acida........

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            #6
            Bè, io scherzavo, forse sei tu che hai mangiato proteine ammuffite...
            Cmq x dovere di cronaca, si chiamava Federazione Italiana Gare Amatoriali, detta F.I.G.A ...
            K
            sigpickkappa78@gmail.com

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